coolio in da house

so im currently slouched in a chair as slouchy as i can get while i wait until 6am roles around and i can hop on the first bus home.

but where are you, you ask? what have you been doing to insult your posture so? well, im in taipei. i was at an excellent club, Luxy, dancing around like a fool and dropping tequila shots and johnny walker. but i digress...

the point of this post, as the title clearly indicates, is that coolie is "in da house". for those of you not cognizant during the 90s, coolie was a rapper/hair maven responsible for that unbiquitous hit, "gangsta's paradise," as well as some unfortunately spunky hair braids (which, by the by, he still has).

really, the important question is, what in god's name is coolio doing in taiwan? and like all important questions, that remains to be answered. but regardless, he is in taiwan, and i saw him jump up on stage and do some rather &*^%-inspired songs with his little buddy, who's name evades me. i should mention that he didnt do this voluntarily, but only after about ten minutes of haggling from the mc guy.

he did, however, hop up there later on his own, evidently after imbibing a great deal of champagne, and presumably (given his previous remarks about needing to get back to his hos) after some time with some lovely gals. he did a little dance and dropped his champagne glass into the crowd. hmmm... or should i say, gmmmmmmmmmmmm.

in any case, enough for now. i think this is all too much excitement for both you and me.